Hardest Parts of My New Job

  1. Figuring out how open to the bathroom door I kept thinking I was locked out of and/or just an idiot
  2. Deciding if I should be drinking coffee in the middle of the day when I'd gotten so good about only having one cup in the morning
  3. Figuring out if I should be tipping the building's valet or not
  4. Not obsessing about how terrible a job I might be doing.
  5. Maintaining decent enough posture while sitting on a couch
  6. Staying focused while there's a dog in the office
  7. Making sure the door doesn't slam every time I go in or out of the office
  8. Not feeling totally undeserving of getting to be there.