Klutzy Things I Did This Week

  1. Spilled coffee grinds all over my stovetop while trying to retrieve the bag from the cabinet.
  2. Impaled my foot with my vibrator while trying to clean it in the shower.
  3. Got my foot stuck in the trolley tracks at the Americana
  4. Rammed my teeth into my boyfriend's mouth while trying to kiss him.
  5. Not exactly klutzy, but I somehow managed to burn *only* the tops of my shoulders and now I look ridiculous in all my clothes.