Klutzy Things I Did This Week
- •Spilled coffee grinds all over my stovetop while trying to retrieve the bag from the cabinet.
- •Impaled my foot with my vibrator while trying to clean it in the shower.
- •Got my foot stuck in the trolley tracks at the Americana
- •Rammed my teeth into my boyfriend's mouth while trying to kiss him.
- •Not exactly klutzy, but I somehow managed to burn *only* the tops of my shoulders and now I look ridiculous in all my clothes.