Live-Listing High School Musical
I should mention I'm on muscle relaxers right now.
- •Zac Efron needs a haircut. Why was this in style?
- •"It's a crowd favorite. Everyone loves a good jazz square."
- •One time my roommate and I found Ryan on Tinder. He and his girlfriend were looking for a third.
- •Did they just say popping locking was illegal...?
- •I'm going to start using Sharpay's "Evaporate, tall person."
- •Zac Efron isn't buff yet—he's just a boy!
- •Troy's teammates are really laying thick into his daddy issues.
- •Guys, the meds really kicked in.
- •I forgot that this movie isn't even about PERFORMING the musical, just auditioning for it.
- •The way they get out of the decathlon is way unsafe.
- •HE ONLY KISSES HER ON THE CHEEK. I remember one time my friend and I watched HSM 1 and 2 and counted the number of times they almost kissed and it as through the roof.
- •Zac Efron looks pretty awkward dancing to this final song TBH.
- •Ryan's pelvic thrusts feel inappropriate for the Disney Channel.