I should mention I'm on muscle relaxers right now.
  1. Zac Efron needs a haircut. Why was this in style?
  2. "It's a crowd favorite. Everyone loves a good jazz square."
  3. One time my roommate and I found Ryan on Tinder. He and his girlfriend were looking for a third.
  4. Did they just say popping locking was illegal...?
  5. I'm going to start using Sharpay's "Evaporate, tall person."
  6. Zac Efron isn't buff yet—he's just a boy!
  7. Troy's teammates are really laying thick into his daddy issues.
  8. Guys, the meds really kicked in.
  9. I forgot that this movie isn't even about PERFORMING the musical, just auditioning for it.
  10. The way they get out of the decathlon is way unsafe.
  11. HE ONLY KISSES HER ON THE CHEEK. I remember one time my friend and I watched HSM 1 and 2 and counted the number of times they almost kissed and it as through the roof.
  12. Zac Efron looks pretty awkward dancing to this final song TBH.
  13. Ryan's pelvic thrusts feel inappropriate for the Disney Channel.