More Terrible Life Advice Brought to You by Dove Chocolate

DOVE CHOCOLATE QUOTES THAT ARE TOTAL BS (Dove Chocolate Quotes That Are Total Bs) was one of my very first lists! Here's round two.
  1. This just means you'll eat dinner at 11pm like a monster.
  2. This is fine for me because I have a good relationship with my father but imagine if someone else got it!
  3. I live in Southern California, so that's not really a thing here.
  4. Why are we encouraging gossip, huh, Dove?
  5. So many reasons. Emily's Reasons Why Not, for one.
  6. I can't possibly do that because I'm a girl and society had taught me that accepting a compliment means I'm arrogant and/or insert GIF of Jess Day here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JNfEuCqaYzw