1. I was interviewing to work at Target
  2. It wasn't going well until I said I used to work in Guest Services when I worked at a Target years ago.
  3. Then, the woman took me to a back room and there was a meeting with two David Schwimmers.
  4. Then, one David Schwimmer became Steve Carell.
  5. And they were having a production meeting.
  6. Then, I woke up to this "on this day" post from 5 years ago.
  7. So, I guess if I go back to Target, 21-year-old me would say that's not the right direction?