My Exes and their Election Stances

  1. Facebook cover photo says "Make [his town] great again" unironically.
  2. Published a thinkpiece on how Progressives should vote for the CA propositions.
  3. Is a stand-up comic tweeting non-stop.
  4. Is another stand-up comic tweeting non-stop.
  5. Lives in the U.K. and has other things to worry about.
  6. Currently hiding his liberal views from a very conservative family.
  7. Posting anti-Trump memes.
  8. Surprisingly eloquent and thoughtful for someone I misjudged as a fuckboy.