People Who Made ME Go Wtf in the Last 24 Hours

  1. The homeless man who started jacking off when I walked by.
  2. The woman in the Starbucks parking lot who pulled in too close to my car, slammed her door into mine, made eye contact, then went inside, leaving a red mark on my green car.
  3. The same homeless man who this time tried to throw a shoe at me. I should probably find a new route.