1. My ex-boyfriend, who I've written a fair amount about on Li.st
  2. David Abercrombie, founder of Abercrombie & Fitch, which gave my middle school self a complex because I couldn't fit into their clothes
  3. Uncle Kracker
  4. A guy I slept with whose dick was so small I couldn't feel it inside me.
  5. News anchor Natalie Morales (not to be confused with the actress of the same name who I adore)
  6. Harvey Fierstein, who means a lot cause I'm from Baltimore and he was a great Edna Turnblad
  7. My third grade band partner
  8. Painter Diego Velázquez, who I had to do a project on in my 10th grade Spanish class
  9. Sandra Bernhard
  10. The guy my roommate almost dated before she started dating her college boyfriend
  11. Robert Englund aka Freddy Kruger
  12. Paul Giamatti
  13. Danny Strong aka Boyle aka actually a really good writer?
  14. I had to give Harvey a gif
    Suggested by @ameliaville