Questions For My Apartment on My Last Day Here
- •Why is there a penguin on the sink?? What is he hiding under there??
- •Why is this thermostat from the 1970s? I literally googled "Honeywell thermostat 1970" and an identical image to the one in my apartment came up. Remember when I didn't have heat for three months and my landlord told me I was just an idiot and then the guy came to fix it and assured me there was no heat coming out?
- •Why did you never put our names up? We lived here for almost two years.
- •What's with this decor that's now on the ground? There were several rotting squashes as well over the last 9 months (search #adventureswithsquashy on Instagram for more info)
- •This has never worked, right?
- •Why can't you have two items plugged into this, the only outlet in the kitchen, without it short-circuiting?
- •What's this hook in the ceiling?
- •Why the nail coming down from my bedroom ceiling? Why?
- •What is this even? It doesn't work, I tried.