If he ever sees this, he will kill me. There's still no List App for Android, right??
  1. We were talking about that scene in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days where Kate Hudson names Matthew McConaughey's penis "Princess Sophia."
  2. My boyfriend goes, "What if I gave MY penis a really feminine name for a man."
  3. "Like Carol," he continued.
  4. "Carol?" I ask.
  5. "Like Matt Damon in 30 Rock!" He's been on a 30 Rock binge.
  6. "Like...your mother's name." I say, feeling like I'm stating the (excruciatingly uncomfortable) obvious.
  7. "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!"
  8. "....Because it is her name...."
  9. This happened 48 hours ago and I still can't get over it.