The Events Leading Up to My Boyfriend Inadvertently Naming His Penis After His Mother

If he ever sees this, he will kill me. There's still no List App for Android, right??
  1. We were talking about that scene in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days where Kate Hudson names Matthew McConaughey's penis "Princess Sophia."
  2. My boyfriend goes, "What if I gave MY penis a really feminine name for a man."
  3. "Like Carol," he continued.
  4. "Carol?" I ask.
  5. "Like Matt Damon in 30 Rock!" He's been on a 30 Rock binge.
  6. "Like...your mother's name." I say, feeling like I'm stating the (excruciatingly uncomfortable) obvious.
  7. "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!"
  8. "....Because it is her name...."
  9. This happened 48 hours ago and I still can't get over it.