1. Drink if a character says their old catchphrase
  2. Drink if they throw shade at Michelle
  3. Drink if this show is making you so uncomfortable you want to crawl out of your skin and then leave your skin far, far away
  4. Drink if there's a group hug
  5. Drink if the middle son says something that confirms your suspicion that he's probably going to grow up to be a serial killer
  6. Drink if you see Stephanie's boobs.
  7. Drink if the middle son looks proud of himself for getting through a line
  8. Drink if someone refers to another character by their title or familial relationship
  9. Drink if you laughed but only because like, are the people who made this in on the joke or not help I can't tell