Things 17 Year Old Rachel Would Not Believe About 27 Year Old Rachel

Inspired by @nantea
  1. That in 10 years, the most popular boy in high school will like a photo of you in bikini and you will feel more validated than you should.
  2. You will have worked on over 130 episodes of television.
  3. You will have worked in a writers' room on over 40 of those episodes.
  4. You will own a cat that you are obsessed with and desperately want a dog.
  5. You will have found a partner who never made you anxious in the ways that other boys made you anxious.
  6. You will not have thought once about your GPA.