1. Get out of bed.
    But I don't sleep.
  2. Put big girl clothes on.
    If I stay in the house I can keep wearing my fourth grade gym shorts.
  3. Masturbate.
    When I'm sad, this sometimes helps. When I'm depressed, it does not.
  4. Deal with the 95+ degree heat.
    One thing that does usually help is going on walks but it's way too hot. I'd walk around a mall or something but malls give me anxiety even when my chemical balance is in check.
  5. Meet strangers.
    Sorry, girl who wanted career advice, I'm sure I wasn't helpful at all.
  6. Put my contacts in.
    It's just not working.