1. He told me I had nothing to worry about with him and his hot female roommate/BFF except later he told me that sometimes they'd make out in his bed when they were drunk.
  2. He made us go to Don Pablo's, the Mexican chain restaurant, CONSTANTLY because he said they made the best burgers. He didn't even ever order any of the Mexican food!
  3. Both his front and rear bumpers were held on with zip ties.
  4. He made me feel more self-conscious about my body than anyone else ever has.
  5. He thought he was so suave for kissing me goodbye twice on our first date.