Things I Forgot About Some Exes Vol. 2
- •He told me I had nothing to worry about with him and his hot female roommate/BFF except later he told me that sometimes they'd make out in his bed when they were drunk.
- •He made us go to Don Pablo's, the Mexican chain restaurant, CONSTANTLY because he said they made the best burgers. He didn't even ever order any of the Mexican food!
- •Both his front and rear bumpers were held on with zip ties.
- •He made me feel more self-conscious about my body than anyone else ever has.
- •He thought he was so suave for kissing me goodbye twice on our first date.