Things I Have Learned During My Unemployment So Far
- •Cows can recognize people by their faces.
- •Beauty Parlor Stroke Syndrome is a real thing and I'm never getting my hair washed in one of those basins again.
- •I can go up to 48 hours without leaving my house or seeing other humans before I totally lose my mind.
- •Sweet wine is made one of three ways: with botrytized grapes, frozen grapes, or dried grapes.
- •Forever 21 doesn't accept returns, only exchanges or store credit.
- •The entire history of Grandfather Mountain.
- •Jake and Amir shot their new Vimeo series in their house.
- •Covered CA has shockingly good customer service.