Things I Have Learned During My Unemployment So Far

  1. Cows can recognize people by their faces.
  2. Beauty Parlor Stroke Syndrome is a real thing and I'm never getting my hair washed in one of those basins again.
  3. I can go up to 48 hours without leaving my house or seeing other humans before I totally lose my mind.
  4. Sweet wine is made one of three ways: with botrytized grapes, frozen grapes, or dried grapes.
  5. Forever 21 doesn't accept returns, only exchanges or store credit.
  6. The entire history of Grandfather Mountain.
  7. Jake and Amir shot their new Vimeo series in their house.
  8. Covered CA has shockingly good customer service.