Things I Learned Tonight

  1. When I light match, I immediately blow out both the candle and the match.
  2. When my roommate lights a match, she immediately drops it on the ground.
  3. Our apartment's carpet is not flammable.
  4. Neither my roommate and I can *actually* light a match.
  5. We *can* light the candle by holding it over the gas stove.
  6. This was such an endeavor and we are both intelligent adult ladies.