Things I Learned Tonight
- •When I light match, I immediately blow out both the candle and the match.
- •When my roommate lights a match, she immediately drops it on the ground.
- •Our apartment's carpet is not flammable.
- •Neither my roommate and I can *actually* light a match.
- •We *can* light the candle by holding it over the gas stove.
- •This was such an endeavor and we are both intelligent adult ladies.