Things I Wish Strangers Hadn't Said to ME Last Night
- •"I was binge watching this show about fucked up families on Hulu...." [I start to realize that he's talking about the show I work on and I made the mistake of telling him that.] "I have some ideas. Can you tell the writers for me??"My Lyft driver, who wouldn't let me out of the car until he pitched me some story ideas.
- •"There's a hole in my pants and I'm not wearing any underwear! You can see my tiny dick. It's so tiny."The guy next to me at a comedy show last night. cc: @linzamauve, who can attest to the fact that this guy was the worst human.
- •"I want to name my kid Scrotum. There's probably twenty women in the world that will let me do that."Same guy.
- •"You should be married."Second Lyft driver.