Things My Roommate Has Put in the Fridge That Don't Belong There

I love my roommate. We have lived together for almost 5 years. She is my best friend/sister/soulmate. But this is all very real and comes from a place of absentmindedness, not a belief that these things belong in the refrigerator.
  1. TJ's parmesan, garlic & herb pita chips
    Multiple times
  2. An entire 1lb bag of sugar
  3. Her keys
  4. Assorted pack of crackers
  5. Did I mention pita chips already?