Leaving @fisackerly's karaoke birthday party, my new uber driver asked me out.
  1. "I can tell you're not from LA because you're very nice."
    "guys from LA are nice but girls are really something"
  2. "I am lost."
    We went in the wrong direction for 10 minutes when I live 1.6 miles from the pickup location.
  3. "I don't think you understood when I said I wanted to go to a UCB show that we should go together"
    Attempt #1
  4. "Where is Amy Poehler from?" "Where is Tina Fey from?"
    OK, so he has good taste in women but this is still weird.
  5. "I don't know if you're familiar with the uber app but you can text me. I can't text you but you can text me, so you should text me so we can go to the UCB"
    Attempt #2. Very unsettling to be asked out by a stranger whose vehicle you are trapped in as he drives you TO YOUR HOUSE.