1. "The Wire!!"
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    I have only seen a few episodes when they showed it in my high school classes.
  2. *sings something off-key from Hairspray*
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    The musical was better than the 2007 movie, and the 1988 movie is better/darker than all of the above. John Waters used to lurk around the grocery store near my school and scare people for funzies.
  3. "Do you eat a lot of crabs?"
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    Crabs are really difficult to eat. I have friends that can do it neatly with a hammer and a knife. I am not one of those people. But yes, Old Bay is delicious.
  4. "Ray Lewis, huh."
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    Yeah, athletes don't have great track records, OK?
  5. "The Orioles are good right now! It won't last."
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    The only time the Orioles were good when I lived there was when I was in 2nd grade. In high school we used to go to $5 Friday night games. The Orioles were SO bad. Still fun though.