Ways I've Been Dumped

  1. He told me, "Girl you feel too many things."
  2. He wouldn't let me inside his house after inviting me over and then made us both cry on a stranger's lawn.
  3. He ghosted.
  4. He came back from ghosting only to ghost again.
  5. He brought another girl to a show we were seeing together.
  6. He moved back to Michigan to be with his kid.
    OK I know this one wasn't about me.