What I learned from watching half an hour of the Disney Channel Original Movie Marathon

I have both the east and west coast feeds in my cable package. Also, I'm on muscle relaxers for a neck spasm and I think they just kicked in.
  1. Chelsea Clinton is president in Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century
  2. The mom in Halloweentown is Tandy from Nashville
  3. Smart House is how I always imagine Katey Sagal
  4. Next up: High School Musical.