Why I Would Be the Perfect Rom-com Heroine
- •I fall down all the time and other general klutziness
- •I have curly hair that's just screaming for a movie makeover where they straighten it and I'm suddenly Ms. ThangI regret the Ms. Thang comment.
- •I have an embarrassingly bad dating track record (see other list: People I Shouldn't Have Dated)Current boyfriend aside. He is an angel. We're talking pre-boyfriend for all of this.
- •I'm kinda* Type-A/neurotic*OK very
- •I'm excellent at banterI learned from Joey and Pacey, the pros.
- •I am very short so I'm loud to compensateI remember a magazine interview with Reese Witherspoon I saw in 7th grade where she said "When you're short, you have to have a big personality," and Reese is one of the queens of this genre so...