Why Pacey Witter Is My Soulmate
If you prefer Dawson we probably won't be bffs
- •Even in high school, he calls us "women," not just "girls"
- •We would have the best sparring matches, and banter is obviously my Achilles heel
- •He is probably really good in bed because he learned from his English teacher.
- •He's used to neurotic women and knows how to handle us with respect.
- •I always go for the funny boys.
- •The scar on his cheek.
- •Because I didn't stop loving him even when he had frosted tips.
- •His Hawaiian shirts would fit in with my friends because at work they have Hawaiian Fridays
- •He listens ("I remember everything" sounds way creepier sans context)
- •HE BOUGHT JOEY A WALLI know this is a list of why Pacey is MY soulmate but I felt it was necessary to add this
- •He's a chef. And sailed. So he has practical/handy/worldly skills.
- •He will get you locked in a Kmart overnight and play castaway with you.
- •He takes smooching VERY SERIOUSLY.