MY MORNING SO FAR

I'm a complicated man
  1. 1.
    Woke up @ 8:30
  2. 2.
    Showered
  3. 3.
    Spent 40 minutes "fixing" my hair
    I'm now wearing a hat....
  4. 4.
    Threw my comb, lost it, quit searching
    I don't have an anger problem
  5. 5.
    Changed sweaters 3 times
    My pants feel too tight. Might change those.
  6. 6.
    Received a free coffee
    Loyalty is rewarded