Parking is a commodity. Do your part to make it as pleasant as possible.
  1. Look like you're leaving. But aren't really leaving.
  2. Take up two spots in your expensive and fancy (and soon-to-be-keyed) car.
  3. Litter your discarded Burger King lunch into a ridiculous heap of whopper-french-fry-milkshake mess. Next to my parked car.