WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. Neo-natal nurse.
  2. Parent.
  3. Childless.
  4. Mailman.
  5. Hot Wheels parking designer.
  6. Barber.
  7. Warrior (for a second).
  8. Olympic swimmer.
  9. Fireman (after 'the laundry room incident').
  10. Journalist.