FIRST SEVEN JOBS

  1. 1.
    Ice cream scooper at a Japanese grocery store
    Green tea is harder to scope than red bean
  2. 2.
    Research assistant in college for my German physics professor
    I had no idea what I was doing
  3. 3.
    Giving out food samples at a local supermarket
    I had to wear Chester the Cheetah suit all day... the head was incredibly heavy
  4. 4.
    Administrative assistant for my graduate school
    I hung out at the Dean's office and knew all the school gossip
  5. 5.
    Teaching assistant/psychometrician
    Stepping stones to "the career"
  6. 6.
    Neuropsychologist
    "The career" I worked so hard to earn, but now it feels like a mistake
  7. 7.
    Paying off my student loans
    Doing this until the day I die, or when I fake my own death