1. Ice cream scooper at a Japanese grocery store
    Green tea is harder to scope than red bean
  2. Research assistant in college for my German physics professor
    I had no idea what I was doing
  3. Giving out food samples at a local supermarket
    I had to wear Chester the Cheetah suit all day... the head was incredibly heavy
  4. Administrative assistant for my graduate school
    I hung out at the Dean's office and knew all the school gossip
  5. Teaching assistant/psychometrician
    Stepping stones to "the career"
  6. Neuropsychologist
    "The career" I worked so hard to earn, but now it feels like a mistake
  7. Paying off my student loans
    Doing this until the day I die, or when I fake my own death