HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE NUDE

A checklist
  1. First make sure you have no hats on
    A nude body starts with a nude head
  2. Glasses are NOT optional - Remove them to be nude
    Fuck your vision
  3. Make sure your neck accessories are removed probably and stored in the correct bin
    This includes scarves.
  4. Burn your clothes
    Burn them all
  5. If you notice you have shoes on, now would be the time not to put them on
    Just don't do it
  6. Congratz
    Now you should be nude!