Fun Things

As you get older (when I say this I mean 40) you appreciate the simple things in life
  1. Quiet I like quiet
  2. A nice fucking salad. Have to stay away from carbs to avoid stomach mullet
  3. Watching TV because it's such a treat to watch American Ninja Warrior for 2 fucking hours
  4. A nice long drive playing the Ramones, Billy Joel or Action Bronson. NOTE Car must be clean
  5. Punching the speed bag extremely fast until my arms turn into noodles
  6. Riding my skateboard
  7. Drinking in a bar alone
  8. Eating Ginger's chicken wings
  9. Coffee from Bean Bean or Culture
  10. Telling someone to go fuck themselves
  11. To say the word fuck as much as possible