annoying things couples do
I'm single but my closest friends are all in relationships. this list is 100% fueled by jealousy
- •use "we" instead of "I""not sure what we're doing tonight - I'll let you know!" um?? I don't care what your crusty bf is doing, I invited YOU, girl
- •send me snapchats of each otherI LITERALLY just received a snapchat of my friend's boyfriend wit her saying "I love you! I LOVE you!" and him not responding. wow. true love. glad I watched that. thanks.
- •talk just to each other in large groupsy'all are together all the time - what is SO important that you have to discuss it right now? save it for the car ride home, Jessica!
- •touch each otherwhy do couples have to be in CONSTANT.PHYSICAL.CONTACT.?????? you don't need to squeeze her thigh right now, Jeremy, you really don't
- •complain about being a couple"the bed just isn't big enough!" sorry, Brianna, my bed is enormous and has plenty of room for laptops, snacks, and extra pillows
- •complain about the other BUT NEVER FIX IThey girl: if you think your boyfriend's brother is annoying - DO👏🏼NOT👏🏼TELL👏🏼ME👏🏼 unless you're gonna also tell him. I am not a garbage can you can dump on before you return to your perfect relationship and I go home alone
- •"you'll understand when you're in a relationship"verbatim something a friend said to me last month - I am not worth less than you because I am not dating someone.