cool things about airports

I love 'em
  1. everyone is angry!!! all the time!!!
  2. everyone is tired!!! all the time!!!
  3. the food is almost as good as that gas station by my old high school
  4. tons of oversized bags that will👏🏼not👏🏼fit👏🏼in👏🏼the👏🏼overhead👏🏼bin👏🏼
    I'm one of these people
  5. so many sandals
    WHY don't people understand how disgusting airport floors are? TSA is horrific enough without foot fungus. wear socks and sneakers like a responsible adult.
  6. nobody knows what they're doing
    I fly a fair amount, but everyone else here seems like they just left the house for the first time