thoughts while waiting for the interviewer to skype me

I'm interviewing for a stage manager job I kind of want/kind of don't want this summer - I have 2 minutes until they're supposed to skype me
  1. I hope they can't see that the rest of my room is a wreck
  2. am I supposed to negotiate money? oh God I'll take whatever it is
  3. I should find a tissue
  4. they're under the bed
  5. never mind
  6. I'm nervous but also like whatver
  7. maybe I'll mess it up and I won't have to do it
  8. but then maybe I'll mess it up and I WILL have to do it and I'll hate it
  9. it's 2:29
  10. one minute
  11. oh jeez
  12. ok focus up bitch you got this