Differences Between Maui and LA
- •The insects run this island. 10,000 ant maniacs swarmed a tiny crumb of beef jerky my son dropped in like, twenty seconds.
- •Forget Xanax, bring on the Vita-Mix. My Maui friends have blenders like LA has Borderlines.
- •No one says turn off the water we are in a drought bc there are real clouds on Maui filled with actual water that LITERALLY falls down from the sky and makes stuff grow. 😳
- •Parking is a total non issue. Roll up in the lot, on the side of the road, on the lawn. Make it happen! #mauinokaoi