BEST HIGH SCHOOL NICKNAMES BASED ON MY LAST NAME (UPAPONG)

People are usually very good at saying my last name (oo-Pah-pOng) but in high school it morphed to so many things,
  1. Upa
    Reasonable
  2. Oops
  3. Supa pong
  4. Upa ping pong
    This name went back and forth a few times.
  5. Papa Pong
  6. Upi
  7. Ponger
  8. Upa thong
  9. Upa shlong
  10. Chalupa Pong