How I watched game 7

  1. Drinking wine
  2. Excited about the Cubs winning
  3. Drinking more wine
    Pinot Noir
  4. Hysterical when the Indians tied it up
  5. Drinking more wine
    I finished the bottle
  6. In despair when it entered extra innings
    Screaming maniacally
  7. Abandoned in a panic
    Dove head first into the couch
  8. Passed out
    Face buried in couch pillows
  9. Cubs won the World Series
    I awoke to my friend yelling
  10. Screaming jumping and hugging