Inspired by @dreadpiratemama
  1. Because I'm a middle child
  2. Because I have two bachelor's degrees
  3. Because I lived in Japan for 9 months
  4. Because I'm a teacher
  5. Because I'm not left or right-handed
  6. Because I just want to
  7. Because I have ADD
  8. Because I already thought about that
  9. Because I've already tried that
  10. Because I'm irritable
  11. Because I like to be in control
  12. Because I don't care
  13. Because I value comfort, security and certainty
  14. Because I am lazy, afraid, or both