Goes Together Like the 4th of July And...
- •Traffic on P.C.H.
- •On sale hot dogs brought by your friends new roommate.
- •Homeland Security threat levels.
- •Obscured fireworks.
- •That one friend that SWORE his bro is Boston P.D. and get get you and your homies on a patrol boat on the Charles for the Pops, but really his bro is a traffic patrolman in Somerville.
- •Traffic crossing the Intercoastal.
- •Cobwebs on coolers.
- •Sparklers that are harder to light than a campfire in the rain.
- •Red, White and Blue cupcakes from Ralph's
- •NASCAR!Which, quite frankly, NASCAR goes with any other decidedly American celebration and/or overt display of patriotism.