Goes Together Like the 4th of July And...

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    Traffic on P.C.H.
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    On sale hot dogs brought by your friends new roommate.
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    Homeland Security threat levels.
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    Obscured fireworks.
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    That one friend that SWORE his bro is Boston P.D. and get get you and your homies on a patrol boat on the Charles for the Pops, but really his bro is a traffic patrolman in Somerville.
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    Traffic crossing the Intercoastal.
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    Cobwebs on coolers.
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    Sparklers that are harder to light than a campfire in the rain.
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    Red, White and Blue cupcakes from Ralph's
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    NASCAR!
    Which, quite frankly, NASCAR goes with any other decidedly American celebration and/or overt display of patriotism.