This is my meager contribution to Draft Week, sorry I'm late. I'm marrying a gorgeous woman and her awesome kids, these are the breaks!
  1. Tired
    The park, the bike rides, the swimming, the arguments over what to listen to on the car radio, I'm tired doing things that normally don't sap my energy. I think it's a plot to get something from me, but I've yet to figure out what.
  2. Laugh
    They make the funniest noises, but they pale in comparison to them repeating things from the SNL 40th Anniversary show that they had no business watching. "Surfboard!"
  3. Crazy
    Can you PLEASE just say "I don't like the gnocchi" and not shout "it's disgusting!"