My Future Step-children Make Me...📁
This is my meager contribution to Draft Week, sorry I'm late. I'm marrying a gorgeous woman and her awesome kids, these are the breaks!
- •TiredThe park, the bike rides, the swimming, the arguments over what to listen to on the car radio, I'm tired doing things that normally don't sap my energy. I think it's a plot to get something from me, but I've yet to figure out what.
- •LaughThey make the funniest noises, but they pale in comparison to them repeating things from the SNL 40th Anniversary show that they had no business watching. "Surfboard!"
- •CrazyCan you PLEASE just say "I don't like the gnocchi" and not shout "it's disgusting!"