Rain Based Excuses
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- •Couldn't sign divorce papers"Look, I'm already depressed, now the gardner can't come until next Tuesday. Can we just reschedule this!?"
- •Writing partner didn't bring the funny"I think I'd feel funnier had I been able to ride my bike here."
- •Put the wrong child's name on birthday cake"Sweetie, the parking at Suzy Cakes was a nightmare! We'll just get your name on your sisters cake in October and that'll make it even."
- •Couldn't cum"It's not you, it's the thunder. It makes me nervous."