Song Titles That Should Be Prince Songs, but Are Not
- •Washing Machine"Your mouth on mine makes me clean, you are my washing machine." But then Maytag uses it in a commercial.
- •U R MY L8ENT D'ZIRE"I kinda want you, babe."
- •Toad In My Hole"I wanna be the bread around your egg, hold on tight until the end."
- •Foam"Whatcha like is in the coffee cup, FOAM!"
- •Hand 2 Hand Wombat"Furry little lover, you got such tiny hands!"
- •Vous Pourvez Fumer Ici"No standing outside, my love will keep you dry, light up, I'm you're guy!"
- •10:55 To Minneapolis"Baby, get on board! There's only one connection at O'Hare, but you don't need to change yo panties!"
- •Leave Your Shoes By The Door"NEW CARPET!! What!? Leave your shoes by the door. NEW CARPET!! Say What!? Go on and crawl on the floor!"