The 4 Gentlemen Eating Alone Near Me at Lunch, and the Names and Lives I've Created for Them

I'll see one, sometimes two people dining alone, but four right around me calls for a comment.
  1. Tweety
    I caught him crafting the perfect 140 character missive on the asshole cop in McKinney, TX. It immediately got re-Tweeted 78 times.
  2. Skip
    Planning his buddy's retirement party requires peace, quiet and a chicken Caesar salad. I bet there are going to be tee shirts that say "retire THIS!"
  3. Barthol
    Or "Bart" but just to that one guy from accounting. He's reading The Girl Who Played With Fire, recommended by his girlfriend who is 20 years his junior.
  4. Livingston Truman, III
    I'm not kidding when I say this dapper man had cuff links, a killer tie and was reading Le Monde. I hope the name I conjured for him is close to his real moniker and I hope he is a foreign diplomat or an author or something righteous. This guy was my favorite!