Things You Find in the List App Offices

I can't believe they let me in!
  1. Tired people
    They just launched an app, damn it, give them a break!
  2. Donuts
    Because they're delicious.
  3. Balloons
  4. Apple products
    Think Different.®
  5. A recycle bin
    They got it from Mr. T, apparently he doesn't recycle and doesn't need it anymore.
  6. Not that I was looking for him, but there he was.
  7. Wicked smart guys
    They'd have to be, no?