Weird/Disturbing Things I Saw Today On My Way Home:

Because Tuesdays can be weird.
  1. A dump truck driver purposely driving onto the shoulder of the road in order to run over a turtle. Fuck you, truck driver. Your karmic weight is massive. Massive!
  2. A guy getting road head. In rush hour. Seriously, a time and a place people!
  3. A cop giving a boat a ticket. No vehicle. Just a boat by the side of the road. There's an interesting story there.