THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING THE CHARIOT SCENE FROM BEN-HUR FOR THE FIRST TIME

  1. This isn't gonna end well, is it.
  2. It can't be safe for those horses to be running so fast chained together like that right?
  3. OMG it's only lap three?! This is gonna take a while.
  4. So are spikes in your wheels fair game or is anyone gonna complain about that?
  5. I am so nervous right now.
  6. Notice the bad black horses and the good white horses. Ugh.
  7. These guys need to stop whipping each other and just kiss and get it over with
  8. Oof. That man looks like burnt toast.
  9. This is exactly like that Star Wars scene except without those idiot aliens announcing everything
  10. Wait, is it over? Who won??