THINGS MY SON ASKS ABOUT SCHOOL LUNCHES

He's almost 11 and starting to appreciate homemade lunches.
  1. "Mommy, why does everybody's food smell like our cat's dinner?"
  2. "What kind of juice comes in plastic bags?"
  3. "Why does the milk have sugar in the ingredients?"
  4. "What's the vegetable on pizza day? What about nacho day? I thought they have to eat vegetables?"
  5. "All my friends try to trade me for my sandwich, can you pack me an extra?"