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  1. Do not scratch that itch on your leg, it's a slippery slope that will ultimately have you up slathering your legs in lotion
  2. Why the hell did you scratch your leg, you have no freaking will power, where's the freaking lotion?
  3. Did I pay the water bill? I really need a shower, please don't let the water be shut off in the morning
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