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- •Do not scratch that itch on your leg, it's a slippery slope that will ultimately have you up slathering your legs in lotion
- •Why the hell did you scratch your leg, you have no freaking will power, where's the freaking lotion?
- •Did I pay the water bill? I really need a shower, please don't let the water be shut off in the morning