THINGS THAT GO THROUGH MY HEAD WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
- •Do not scratch that itch on your leg, it's a slippery slope that will ultimately have you up slathering your legs in lotion
- •Why the hell did you scratch your leg, you have no freaking will power, where's the freaking lotion?
- •Did I pay the water bill? I really need a shower, please don't let the water be shut off in the morning
- •What happened to Hillary Swank? Why hasn't she been in anything lately, is she still married to Chad Lowe? Google it tomorrow, note to self.
- •When does Girls season start? It's got to be soon. @lenadunham if it's not soon, I'm gonna need more podcasts
- •I need a haircut
- •Why can't I sleep? I hate you @bjnovak