THINGS THAT GO THROUGH MY HEAD WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

  1. Do not scratch that itch on your leg, it's a slippery slope that will ultimately have you up slathering your legs in lotion
  2. Why the hell did you scratch your leg, you have no freaking will power, where's the freaking lotion?
  3. Did I pay the water bill? I really need a shower, please don't let the water be shut off in the morning
  4. What happened to Hillary Swank? Why hasn't she been in anything lately, is she still married to Chad Lowe? Google it tomorrow, note to self.
  5. When does Girls season start? It's got to be soon. @lenadunham if it's not soon, I'm gonna need more podcasts
  6. I need a haircut
  7. Why can't I sleep? I hate you @bjnovak