LIST OF OTHER NAMES FOR THIS APP

  1. The bored at work app
    Because it's summertime and you can't live in a cage
  2. The Poop App
    Self explanatory. I'm doing it right now! Also works for extra long pee breaks.
  3. The doctors appointment app
    Really anytime you're waiting for someone to tell you that you aren't doing things right. Like a car ride home to mom!
  4. The ignore your friend app
    Because everyone knows Janine is an insufferable dinner date anyway. Yes, we know about that time you saw Allison Williams in a Starbucks Janine
  5. The commuting app
    Unless of course you take the 6 train and are packed in like you're headed to an internment camp