FREQUENT THIRST TRAPS, MALE

I see what you're doing. You not fooling- oh my God gimme that puppy now okay I'll go out with you.
  1. Holding a golden retriever puppy
  2. Holding TWO golden retriever puppies
  3. Work out selfie on back day
  4. Work out selfie on back day WHILST sporting some gray sweatpants
    This might be racial bias. Black dudes lean into this one. http://www.buzzfeed.com/tracyclayton/dem-sweatpants-doe#.saBxnGxXQ
  5. Napping with your baby niece, Hemsworth style
  6. Dancing with your grandma with the good hip
  7. Teaching that neighbor kid how to play a ball based sport
  8. Teaching that neighbor kid with your gaggle of puppies as your posse
  9. Suits